Category: personal

  • Dragon Age Left Me Behind

    When I die, let the Bioware development team lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time. I clocked about 60 hours into Dragon Age: The Veilguard and finally finished the game, achieving the “best” ending. I knew something was wrong at the 5 hour…

  • The Vista Virus, or the Time My RP Forum Got Smacked with Malware

    When I was an unsupervised 13-year-old on the internet, I did things I certainly should not have been doing. It could have been much worse, but through an obsessive interest in Bleach and a series of mods who thought I was very precocious and trusted me with mod privileges, I…

  • Remembering my Best Boy, Riley

    The Daily Show’s Jon Stewart had a bit a couple nights ago about his dog Dipper. And like Stewart, I couldn’t get more than 30 seconds into the story without sobbing. Here’s the video. In May of last year, my best boy Riley passed away and it broke me. He…

  • Why I abandoned my old site.

    I previously wrote under the handle An Actual Goblin. Well, for the past few months I’ve had zero motivation to update that particular blog, and there’s a few reasons why. I lost interest in my niche One, I mostly wrote about Dungeons and Dragons 5E. I love DnD, but over…